He's a Bird

Someone's on the wrong trail:

For the past three years the eight-year-old [peacock] has taken to walking from his woodland home to Brierley Service Station in the Forest of Dean, Glos, to parade his plumage to the row of diesel, unleaded and LRP pumps. . . .

Mr P is one of three peacocks reared from eggs in 1998 on a five-acre woodland clearing owned by Mrs Horsman. . . . [His] two brothers stay in the garden during the breeding season between May and August, with their attention focused on orange footballs and kittens.

Seriously, this is exactly what happens when you try to raise a family without a strong, positive male peacock role model present. It's basic moral values, people!