Dept. of Facetious Thereminiana

A day late for April Fool's Day: among all the Internet-facilitated fake tech product announcements stands out the Moog Polyphonic Theremin:



The world is a better place for each addition of a deadpan, three-minute-long theremin joke. And I say that even as more of an Ondes Martenot guy.

The blonde, Austrian-accented Dorit Chrysler is not a made-up person, incidentally, she's an actual thereminist.