Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Jack vs. Baking, Round 1

Oh, sure, on the outside it looks like a banana bread. But inside, inside it's a seething mockery of human endeavor. Whence this unsolidified goop? Huh? Whence, m************er? WHY DIDN'T YOU COOK? YOU WERE IN THE OVEN FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF

But don't think this is the last you've heard from me, Baking. Oh no. Burn yourself on the outside and be gooey in the middle all you want, but I'm coming back.

At least it delayed my needing to throw away those old bananas by a couple of hours.

3 Comments:

Blogger Jack said...

Oh yeah. Huh. I guess that would be "mountain climber."

10/24/2007 10:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Next tag line for the blog: "A seething mockery of human endeavor"

10/25/2007 5:02 PM  
Blogger Mom said...

Jack--
I sent you a couple of recipes, but it may be your oven is the culprit. If you have other problems with "doneness" you may need to buy an oven thermometer (sold in kitchen gadget departments) and make sure your control knob matches the actual oven temp.

10/26/2007 9:03 AM  

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