Tuesday, September 01, 2009

Misdrunk Misdialing

Transcription of wrong-number voice mail left on my work cell phone (which I rarely turn on) on Wednesday, 8/26 around 10:45 pm Pacific time:

TIPSY MALE VOICE: [Male name redacted], I apologize for calling so late, but I am good and drunk and good and wantin' answers. So, uh, at your leisure, sir, call me... You can absolutely, um... [pause] Do whatever you want.

There was no follow-up message, so I'm left to assume that the anonymous caller either sobered up and thought better of this line of inquiry, or called the right number later and got the answers he needs.

Modern technology continues to be a sometimes questionable means of bringing people together.


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