A Good Chance to Take Bets on Precisely What Kind of an Ass I Am Going to Make out of Myself

None of you-all are in Miami, I don't think. But if you were, I'd invite you to come to a public lecture I'm giving on Monday, on "A Speculative Geometry of Lyricism." The Facebook event page for it features the following drawing, which I think just about sums it up, so there's no need, really, for you to attend anyway:

SPECULATE!!!