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Previous slogans will be compiled here.
"Family Owned and Operated Since a Few Days from Now"
"Inspiration Will Illuminate Our New Blog Like a Sunrise-Type Event of Some Sort"
"We Transcend Fruititude, We Defy Vegetability"
"Now With Mike!"
"If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a tiny ant — until Nate's bathroom no longer has tiny ants in it"
"Written on location at New Haven's most happening coffee houses!At least until Jack's roommate gets his act together and pays the cable bill to get their wireless back"
"Less talk, more work, Earth germs!"—Nelson Rockefeller
"Accurately Transcribed by Literate Man with Heavy Coat and Pen"
"It's not Nerd Limbo. It's gallows humor for social elites."
"Good-Time Lunch Break Reading"
"All the Interest That's Mild Enough to Print"
"Now With Extra Lubs"
"Reports of Our Having Sought Significant Quantities of Weaponized MacGuffin from Africa Are Grossly Exaggerated"
"One Skull Short of a Mouseketeer Reunion"
"America's Blog"
"It Satisfies"
"Push Comes to Shove and You Ain't Gonna Get Any Big Chewy Pretzels, Punk"
"Simply Materialized Color Operating on the 49th Vibration"
"Based on a True Story"
"It's What Everyone Will Be Wearing This Fall! Wait, Not Wearing. Reading. Okay, Probably Not That Either."
"Offering a Mild Range of Interest Holding Capacity"
"Maybe If You Watched More Television You'd Be Better at Your Job"
"You're Not Fully Interested Unless You're Mild-fully Interested"
"Don't Be Cynical"
"Mystery Items Pulled from the Fridge of Everyday Life"
"Happy Belated Shostakovich's Birthday"
"Best Enjoyed by December 2006"
"Not Unworth Reading"
"It's a Christmas Miracle"
"Promising to Be Of Somewhat More Interest in 2007, Though by February It'll Just Be Back Where It Was Before"
"Start Things Off with a Basket of Crispy Fried Ortolans, Served Up Sizzlin' Hot with Ham Fingers and Our Classic Cajun Mango Mayonnaise. Just $6.99!"
"A Longtime Quasi Favorite"
"This Slogan Intentionally Left Blank"
of ____ ____A. mild . . . interestB. good . . . stuffC. redoubtable . . . felicitousD. not . . . particularly funny
"Naturally Craft-Blogged Using Ancient Sumerian Techniques"
"Keep in Mind That the Primary Difference in Destructive Potential between Corrosion and an Explosion is the Reaction Rate"
"Now with Infrequently Updated Slogans!"
"Lousy Smarch Weather!"
"You Gotta Do What You Gotta Do"
"Another Day, Another Day"
"A Smoldering Tire Fire of Combined Intellect, Belching Thick Plumes of Greasy Black Enlightenment for All the World to Breathe In"
"Happy Bloggoversary"
"Internetting Away"
"For Optimally Authentic Experience, Copy by Hand and Read Out Loud in Live Performance"
"Less Filling, Tastes Like Fascism"
"More Fun Than a Veritable F!@#load of Monkeys"
"And Getting Milder"
"Awwww, baby geese"
"Stop On By and Stock Up on Explosive Summer Fun!!!"
"Expect Little to No Blogging in Early July Due to Family Vacationing"
"Someday in the Future, the Computing Equipment that Generates This Blog Will Fit in a Single Building"
"This is Boston, Not L.A."
"If You Cannot Be Persuaded to Read Anything Better"
"Increasingly Floridian!"
"It Is a Whirlwind of Unpredictable Excitement Around Here"
"Removable Filter Basket lifts out of Brew Basket for fast and easy filling and cleaning"
"Not a Guarantee"
"There. Now get the hell back to work"
"Now With History-Heralding Clarity"
"7th Place, Llama Obstacle Course"
"If by 'Mild' You Mean 'Drinking Gin' and by 'Interest' You Mean 'Under an Overpass'"
"Enhance Your Baby's Mathemalogical Mind!"
"The Epitome of Our Culture"
"One of the Many Perks Afforded to Us by Our Capitalist Overlords"
"Using the Power of the Internet"
"Provides Full-Spectrum Light to Compensate for Missing Sunshine"
"Makes the Perfect Gift for That Special Someone in Your Life"
"Robust and Effective"
"Upgrading Our Own Personal Street-Cred"
"Chocked Full of Culture"
"There Will Be Blog"
"But I Must Have Said This Before, Since I Say It Now"
"Scoffing at the Awesome Power of the Poly-Temporal Jinx"
"Back at the Central Branch of the Multnomah County Library"
"Home Is Where the 'Home Is Where the Heart Is' Sign Is"
"Garnering some respect from the locals"
"A Celebration of Trying Really Hard but Not Quite Getting to Mediocre"
"More expressive on the subject of compromise in art and in life than anything else we're aware of"
"Two Years Already"
"Who Reads These, Anyway?"
"There's Some Useful Stuff in There"
"Good for Good Reasons"
"How I Spent My Summer Vacation"
"Generating an Awful Lot of Surplus Enjoyment"
"In No Way Overly-Perfect"
"No Jollier Feeling"
Holy Superlatives!
"Letting music festivals slip by since 2006"
"Pretty funny if you're already a fan"
"Are You Ready for Some Mild Interest?"
"Something on The Internet"
"Easy-to-Understand Matters of No Import"
"It's Every Blog for Himself"
"It's Every Blog for Her- or Himself"
"Absolutely Not Exempt from Mutant Ideas"
"Gutsy, Always Gutsy"
"And You Know, I Couldn't Agree with Them More"
"Increvable!"
"Celebrating One Hundred Slogans"
"A Community of Honest, Friendly People"
"Better Than Flying from Pittsburgh to Newark"
"All right! Go! Go! Go go! GO! WooooOOOOO!"
"Receiving high marks for subjective well-being"
"Another Year, Another Year"
"Heartily Cheerful, yet Admirably Level-Headed and Calm"
"It's Dreamy. This Is a Dreamy Party!"
"In the End-Zone of Its Own Destiny"
"We Like the Steelers, and the Steelers Won the Super Bowl: Wooooooooooo"
"Stunned witnesses to our own unfolding history"
"This Is Where the Second Burst of Writing Begins"
"The Kids These Days . . . Dagnabbit"
"Edited for brevity and to remove more-or-less redundant Steelers commentary."
"Enjoyable for Its Cadence Alone"
"Makes Us Look Pretty Intellectual, Too"
"Blog Depot"
"Worthy Cause, Unfortunate Slogan"
"Leitmotif: Nerds"
"Like a larger, more corporate version of the new wave of old-style blogs"
"The Champagne of Beers of Blogs"
"Mostly Like 'Ooh, Blog!'"
"Hell yeah, we come up with funny concepts"
"There's More Than One Way to Get High, Baby"
"Placeholder Slogan!!!"
"This is All Relative to Red Meat"
"The Moral High Ground Must Be Maintained at All Costs"
"It's True for You, Not for Me"
"The World's Only Dishwasher Safe Time-Telling Blog"
"Poetically Legitimate"
"More than Enough Charisma for the Small Screen"
"How We Find Meaning in the Age of Mechanical Reproduction"
"Nothing Gonna Stop You, There's Nothing That Strong"
"Then It Was December"
"YOU Deliver the Of Mild Interest Brand"
"A Genre That Will Remain Robust, Presumably, So Long as Men, Both Young and Old, Keep On Reading"
"In the Later, Less Visionary Sequel to the Future"
"Vested with a Grotesque Minimum of Consciousness"
"Ambivalvent"
"Best Enjoyed While You're Young"
"Maybe I Should Hang Onto This Thing a While Longer"
"Some Sort of Quirky Objective Record of Futility"
"Not Exactly Humorous, but Animated with a Perverse and Very Noisy Spirit"
"Remarkable in the Sense of Bearing Being Remarked Upon"
"Another Baby-Step Towards Hipness"
"Musically Lovely but Textually Uninterpretable"
"SERIOUSLY HARDCORE"
"Forgetting All the Fourth Quarters of Yesteryear"
"Intercepting Things in Our Free Time, Too"
W"ill Either Be Underwater or Destroyed by a Giant Hurricane"
"Vigorous and Direct and a Little Edgy When It's Called For"
"Give Me Something That I Can Remember"
"Not Really Cathartic Enough to Tie Up an Opera"
"Now It's Mine"
"Get On Up Like a Blog Machine"
"More Creative Retrospectives!"
“What So Proudly We Watched at the Twilight’s Last Reaming”
"It's Prime Time in the USA! It's Yesterday Night"
"Because If You Don't Write Something on the Internet, Who Will?"
"Utterances Now Poetic"
"We Can All Relate"
"LOOTERS!!!"
"Noooooo, My Nonsense"
"We're Going to Run This Blog till the Wheels Come Off"
"Delightful for Its Color and Flavor as Well as for Its Blog Nutrition"
"Arch and antiquated and essentially batty"
"Did I fail the test"
"I Just Flew from LaGuardia to Pittsburgh, and Boy are My Arms Tired"
"Pretty Much Constant Noise, but It Has a Pulse"
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Previous slogans will be compiled here.
"Family Owned and Operated Since a Few Days from Now"
"Inspiration Will Illuminate Our New Blog Like a Sunrise-Type Event of Some Sort"
"We Transcend Fruititude, We Defy Vegetability"
"Now With Mike!"
"If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a tiny ant — until Nate's bathroom no longer has tiny ants in it"
"Written on location at New Haven's most happening coffee houses!
At least until Jack's roommate gets his act together and pays the cable bill to get their wireless back"
"Less talk, more work, Earth germs!"—Nelson Rockefeller
"Accurately Transcribed by Literate Man with Heavy Coat and Pen"
"It's not Nerd Limbo. It's gallows humor for social elites."
"Good-Time Lunch Break Reading"
"All the Interest That's Mild Enough to Print"
"Now With Extra Lubs"
"Reports of Our Having Sought Significant Quantities of Weaponized MacGuffin from Africa Are Grossly Exaggerated"
"One Skull Short of a Mouseketeer Reunion"
"America's Blog"
"It Satisfies"
"Push Comes to Shove and You Ain't Gonna Get Any Big Chewy Pretzels, Punk"
"Simply Materialized Color Operating on the 49th Vibration"
"Based on a True Story"
"It's What Everyone Will Be Wearing This Fall! Wait, Not Wearing. Reading. Okay, Probably Not That Either."
"Offering a Mild Range of Interest Holding Capacity"
"Maybe If You Watched More Television You'd Be Better at Your Job"
"You're Not Fully Interested Unless You're Mild-fully Interested"
"Don't Be Cynical"
"Mystery Items Pulled from the Fridge of Everyday Life"
"Happy Belated Shostakovich's Birthday"
"Best Enjoyed by December 2006"
"Not Unworth Reading"
"It's a Christmas Miracle"
"Promising to Be Of Somewhat More Interest in 2007, Though by February It'll Just Be Back Where It Was Before"
"Start Things Off with a Basket of Crispy Fried Ortolans, Served Up Sizzlin' Hot with Ham Fingers and Our Classic Cajun Mango Mayonnaise. Just $6.99!"
"A Longtime Quasi Favorite"
"This Slogan Intentionally Left Blank"
of ____ ____
A. mild . . . interest
B. good . . . stuff
C. redoubtable . . . felicitous
D. not . . . particularly funny
"Naturally Craft-Blogged Using Ancient Sumerian Techniques"
"Keep in Mind That the Primary Difference in Destructive Potential between Corrosion and an Explosion is the Reaction Rate"
"Now with Infrequently Updated Slogans!"
"Lousy Smarch Weather!"
"You Gotta Do What You Gotta Do"
"Another Day, Another Day"
"A Smoldering Tire Fire of Combined Intellect, Belching Thick Plumes of Greasy Black Enlightenment for All the World to Breathe In"
"Happy Bloggoversary"
"Internetting Away"
"For Optimally Authentic Experience, Copy by Hand and Read Out Loud in Live Performance"
"Less Filling, Tastes Like Fascism"
"More Fun Than a Veritable F!@#load of Monkeys"
"And Getting Milder"
"Awwww, baby geese"
"Stop On By and Stock Up on Explosive Summer Fun!!!"
"Expect Little to No Blogging in Early July Due to Family Vacationing"
"Someday in the Future, the Computing Equipment that Generates This Blog Will Fit in a Single Building"
"This is Boston, Not L.A."
"If You Cannot Be Persuaded to Read Anything Better"
"Increasingly Floridian!"
"It Is a Whirlwind of Unpredictable Excitement Around Here"
"Removable Filter Basket lifts out of Brew Basket for fast and easy filling and cleaning"
"Not a Guarantee"
"There. Now get the hell back to work"
"Now With History-Heralding Clarity"
"7th Place, Llama Obstacle Course"
"If by 'Mild' You Mean 'Drinking Gin' and by 'Interest' You Mean 'Under an Overpass'"
"Enhance Your Baby's Mathemalogical Mind!"
"The Epitome of Our Culture"
"One of the Many Perks Afforded to Us by Our Capitalist Overlords"
"Using the Power of the Internet"
"Provides Full-Spectrum Light to Compensate for Missing Sunshine"
"Makes the Perfect Gift for That Special Someone in Your Life"
"Robust and Effective"
"Upgrading Our Own Personal Street-Cred"
"Chocked Full of Culture"
"There Will Be Blog"
"But I Must Have Said This Before, Since I Say It Now"
"Scoffing at the Awesome Power of the Poly-Temporal Jinx"
"Back at the Central Branch of the Multnomah County Library"
"Home Is Where the 'Home Is Where the Heart Is' Sign Is"
"Garnering some respect from the locals"
"A Celebration of Trying Really Hard but Not Quite Getting to Mediocre"
"More expressive on the subject of compromise in art and in life than anything else we're aware of"
"Two Years Already"
"Who Reads These, Anyway?"
"There's Some Useful Stuff in There"
"Good for Good Reasons"
"How I Spent My Summer Vacation"
"Generating an Awful Lot of Surplus Enjoyment"
"In No Way Overly-Perfect"
"No Jollier Feeling"
Holy Superlatives!
"Letting music festivals slip by since 2006"
"Pretty funny if you're already a fan"
"Are You Ready for Some Mild Interest?"
"Something on The Internet"
"Easy-to-Understand Matters of No Import"
"It's Every Blog for Himself"
"It's Every Blog for Her- or Himself"
"Absolutely Not Exempt from Mutant Ideas"
"Gutsy, Always Gutsy"
"And You Know, I Couldn't Agree with Them More"
"Increvable!"
"Celebrating One Hundred Slogans"
"A Community of Honest, Friendly People"
"Better Than Flying from Pittsburgh to Newark"
"All right! Go! Go! Go go! GO! WooooOOOOO!"
"Receiving high marks for subjective well-being"
"Another Year, Another Year"
"Heartily Cheerful, yet Admirably Level-Headed and Calm"
"It's Dreamy. This Is a Dreamy Party!"
"In the End-Zone of Its Own Destiny"
"We Like the Steelers, and the Steelers Won the Super Bowl: Wooooooooooo"
"Stunned witnesses to our own unfolding history"
"This Is Where the Second Burst of Writing Begins"
"The Kids These Days . . . Dagnabbit"
"Edited for brevity and to remove more-or-less redundant Steelers commentary."
"Enjoyable for Its Cadence Alone"
"Makes Us Look Pretty Intellectual, Too"
"Blog Depot"
"Worthy Cause, Unfortunate Slogan"
"Leitmotif: Nerds"
"Like a larger, more corporate version of the new wave of old-style blogs"
"The Champagne of Beers of Blogs"
"Mostly Like 'Ooh, Blog!'"
"Hell yeah, we come up with funny concepts"
"There's More Than One Way to Get High, Baby"
"Placeholder Slogan!!!"
"This is All Relative to Red Meat"
"The Moral High Ground Must Be Maintained at All Costs"
"It's True for You, Not for Me"
"The World's Only Dishwasher Safe Time-Telling Blog"
"Poetically Legitimate"
"More than Enough Charisma for the Small Screen"
"How We Find Meaning in the Age of Mechanical Reproduction"
"Nothing Gonna Stop You, There's Nothing That Strong"
"Then It Was December"
"YOU Deliver the Of Mild Interest Brand"
"A Genre That Will Remain Robust, Presumably, So Long as Men, Both Young and Old, Keep On Reading"
"In the Later, Less Visionary Sequel to the Future"
"Vested with a Grotesque Minimum of Consciousness"
"Ambivalvent"
"Best Enjoyed While You're Young"
"Maybe I Should Hang Onto This Thing a While Longer"
"Some Sort of Quirky Objective Record of Futility"
"Not Exactly Humorous, but Animated with a Perverse and Very Noisy Spirit"
"Remarkable in the Sense of Bearing Being Remarked Upon"
"Another Baby-Step Towards Hipness"
"Musically Lovely but Textually Uninterpretable"
"SERIOUSLY HARDCORE"
"Forgetting All the Fourth Quarters of Yesteryear"
"Intercepting Things in Our Free Time, Too"
W"ill Either Be Underwater or Destroyed by a Giant Hurricane"
"Vigorous and Direct and a Little Edgy When It's Called For"
"Give Me Something That I Can Remember"
"Not Really Cathartic Enough to Tie Up an Opera"
"Now It's Mine"
"Get On Up Like a Blog Machine"
"More Creative Retrospectives!"
“What So Proudly We Watched at the Twilight’s Last Reaming”
"It's Prime Time in the USA! It's Yesterday Night"
"Because If You Don't Write Something on the Internet, Who Will?"
"Utterances Now Poetic"
"We Can All Relate"
"LOOTERS!!!"
"Noooooo, My Nonsense"
"We're Going to Run This Blog till the Wheels Come Off"
"Delightful for Its Color and Flavor as Well as for Its Blog Nutrition"
"Arch and antiquated and essentially batty"
"Did I fail the test"
"I Just Flew from LaGuardia to Pittsburgh, and Boy are My Arms Tired"
"Pretty Much Constant Noise, but It Has a Pulse"
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