Addendum, re: Tiny Ants

Nate, regarding this week's slogan, I believe the act of relating the insect life in one's apartment to a terrifying dystopian vision has already been adequately satirized by the professionals. So I have nothing to add there.

I believe that the best weapon against Tiny Ants remains Moving Someplace Else in Four Weeks Or So. Works against my Tiny Ants.