Things that have gone missing from my apartment.

1) A metal folding chair, from the front porch. There used to be two folding chairs out there, now there is only one.

2) A metal spoon with strips of white plastic making up the handle. I used to have two of these spoons, now I only have one.

Okay, well, I thought that this list was going to be a bit longer, but I guess I underestimated. But still, what's up with that? Where are my spoon and folding chair? The folding chair isn't actually that big of a deal, I mean, I've still got two more folding chairs, so I'll let that one go, for now.

Where is my spoon? Why would anyone disappear one of my utensils? I only showed up to this place with three utensils (the two aforementioned spoons and a bread knife), so, clearly, taking away one of those spoons leaves me in a tight spot.