Recommended Supply List for a Party to End All Parties

15 lbs. Soylent Green
500 tablets Substance D
4 metric tons cobalt thorium G
4 oz. Ice-9
25.0 liters weaponized MacGuffin
corn on the cob, for corn roast
1 underground high-energy synchrotron (circumference 6.0 km or greater)

Important Reminder: Party will end all parties.