Notable Quotable

Kyle's sister's boyfriend's father Rick, at dinner this evening:

A buddy of mine got a new cell phone a while ago. He was about 50 years old at the time. He said, 'The new number is really easy to remember, it's 3843.' I said, 'What's so easy about that?' He said, 'Well, I used to be 38, and I used to be 43.' And you know, I've never forgotten the number.