Dept. of Spurious Statistics

All right, if we're just being entirely goofy about things . . .

Why Are Americans Eating So Many Light Bulbs???

33% Four more and will have the single-week record
25% "Soft white" description reminiscent of delicious sponge cake
17% Don't want to spend $25 on flourescent light bulb you only have to eat once
12% Contain tungsten, something body needs anyway; like that
10% Bad parenting
3% Hungry