Pie Proverb

"If you give a man pumpkin pie, he will eat pumpkin pie for a day. But if you teach a man to make pumpkin pie, he'll be all like Damn, that's a lot of pumpkin pie for one guy to eat in a week."

Not that you shouldn't give me pumpkin pie. I mean, it's almost Thanksgiving. Actually, the pumpkin-pie-and-coffee breakfast feels like pregaming for the holidays more than anything else.

I used canned pumpkin and a frozen pie crust, but that's still homemade, dammit.